Yo Momma Jokes

[Jason Kharo]

Yo momma is soooooo fat she had to get christened at sea world!
Oh and......
YO MOMMA ON EGGY BREAD!!!!!!!  

[Squishy Havock]

yo momma so fat the whales thought she was family

yo momma so stupid she went to fencing class with planks.  

[I Love My Twin]

yo mamma so fat that when she walked over the bridge it started to collapse.

another one

yo mamma so darn stupid when i asked for her name she said i dont know i think it was stupid

one more

yo mamma so ugly when she looked out of the apartment window the boys that saw her started to piss their pants.

last one

yo mama so ugly that people in the universe started to pray to god saying "kill me now I cant look at this ugly womens face anymore".  

[Guardian-Hayakawa]

yo momma's so old jesus is in her yearbook rofl not really  

[Pawish_00]

-your mums so dumb she got run over by a parked car

--your mums so skinny she does hoola-hoops with Cheerios

---your mums so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

----your mums so small she fell through the floor boards

-----your mums so small she does press-ups under the door

------your mums so dumb she threw a bird off a cliff

-------your mums so ugly she was fed with a sling shot

--------your mums so stupid she screams at deaf people

---------your mums so ugly she made blind children cry

----------your mums so fat she cries sesame seeds  

[Pawish_00]

your mums sooo dumb she thinks she has a longer journey if she sits at the back at the bus

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[I Love My Twin]

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

it is not a yo mama joke but it is funny-
Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"


Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'

Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends

Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.

Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!


Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"

your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.  

[Gerard Way003 InThe Flesh]

you're momma's so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said "Sorry no proffesionals!"  

[ru4nekoss]

gerardway003intheflesh

you're momma's so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said "Sorry no proffesionals!"

yo momma is so dumb she thought a pencil with a double sided eraser was something you could write with...  

[ruler_of_chaos_XIII]

yo mommas so fat a elephant fell in love wit here  

[Lena-AngelEyes]

your mama's so scary that when she went to the ocean, all the kids screamed, "It's a shark!"  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

Yo momma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl  

[xXSesshomaru43Xx]

yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exercise

another


you mamma so fat we had to put grease on the side of door and put to twinkies in between just to get her through  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

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Yo momma's nose is sooooo big... we could go bowling with her boogers!  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

your momma is so stupid that she stole all the free samples from Costco