The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Exor Omega]

Granted: It's summer. In the wrong hemisphere. That leaves you with another winter starting right now sweatdrop

I wish I didn't have to work anymore...  

[Lil Brat]

Granted: You arrive at your place of employment only to find you've been laid off. With the economy in the toilet, you can't find work and find yourself sleeping under a bridge with a large, hairy ex-con who wants you to be his g/f.

Wishes I slept better at night.  

[Exor Omega]

Granted: 6 feet down under. eek

Wish I was a xenomorph as per Ridley Scott.  

[AngelLovePM]

You become a xenomorph however, you break a leg and must stay home lying down for a month.

I wish I was younger.  

[Exor Omega]

Granted: You are -23,361. See you in a few millenea 4laugh

I wish I could hang out with Eminem again mrgreen  

[Lyle_K_Nives]

Granted: You are now doing a new music video with him as a back up dancer in a bikini ..lol

I wish I could attend art school :3  

[Liada Trovaras]

granted but its an all boys art school you get accepted to so what fun adventures that will bring blaugh

I wish I could afford to travel  

[bandaidd]

Granted! You now have enough money to travel clear around the block. Walking. Just like yesterday and the day before.

I wish I knew more about Macs.  

[Exor Omega]

Granted: Your knowledge on a vareity of tree-bourne fruit is unparalled, but you know little of anything else...

Wish I could make everything right...  

[bandaidd]

Granted. The entire universe is now dexter. The asymmetry quickly fragments the whole kit and kaboodle.

I wish I could teleport to see my friends.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted, but your abilities get fried from being too close to an active microwave so you end up teleporting in halves. (as in your split at the waist)

I wish the weather will be nice for my road trip tomorrow.  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted: The weather is perfect. The sun is shining, there's a periodical nice cool breeze from the west and random little fluffy clouds float unmenacingly in little clusters across the sky.
Birdies sing as you step out of your house and load your car for the said trip. Cheerful neighbors wave at you and make the custom pleasantries that all good neighbors feel obliged to do on such days.
Even the evil jack rustle from across the street has refrained from shitting on your lawn!!

Could this day get any better!!?

It could if you'd remembered to get your car serviced. You only get a off the curb when the cam belt snaps, stalling the engine. Not realizing the fault you try and turn the engine over...



I wish I had credit.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted your credit is given in chocobos

I wish i had yummy shrimp to eat  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. Unfortunately they haven't been prepared properly and you develop listeriosis causing you to suffer terrible stomach cramps, nausea and diarrhea.

I wish I had a Kupo nut for my chocobo's

 

[Liada Trovaras]

Here ya go! *throws a giant bag of kupo nuts on top of stumblefoot knocking him unconscious*

I wish I was a pirate