The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[roses are forever]

Fortunatly Roses kidnapped the now bono-afied Crimmy and dragged him to Vegas, where they got married.  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately you must been on acid or some kind of hallucinogen cause that was actually a hobo you took with you  

[milk money v2]

Fortunately, the hobo's friend saved him.

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately his friend was that asian guy named william or w/e that couldnt sing on american idol razz  

[roses are forever]

fortunatly im in a good mood!  

[KittyCat Cat Cat]

Unfortunately, his dreadful singing ruined that mood and made you angry.  

[roses are forever]

fortunatly i shot him in the foot  

[ancantsia]

unfortunately a Cop saw you and took you to jail. O_O

Reality is for people with no imagination

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately it was a cruddy jail and you could just push the wall down to escape  

[KittyCat Cat Cat]

Unfortunately, the guard dogs were right outside the wall.  

[roses are forever]

Fortunately they were lovable puppies  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately they were lovable puppies who peed a lot  

[iToxicMoon]

♥xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxToxic Moon says

Fortunately, they were also very smart puppies and took to getting house trained well.

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately a Rabid Bear killed em all in the dead of night  

[roses are forever]

Fortunatly they were vampires so they regenerated themselfs