Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[xiaryth]

Power to create and control an army of plushies  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to bend and terrify plants with the mind...  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Power to make anyone withing a 5 mile radius spontaneously combust.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Power to make flying bunnies attack people.  

[333sama333]

The power to summon the super-awesome-hyper-penguins-of-doom at will!  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to float around when in combat...(like Bison!) mrgreen  

[333sama333]

SWEET! XD

The power to burst into flames at will, without getting burnt.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

The power to use bunnies to hypnotize people  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to make people punch themselves in the face.  

[Princess Zelda21]

The power to control people in order to do his bidding.  

[Tichelle]

Power to somehow appear in every freakin thread I go to  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to give all women double Ds.  

[Princess Zelda21]

The power to rule an empire without conflict of leadership.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to have babies without labour pains.  

[Princess Zelda21]

The power to easily change other people's minds at will.