"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Gawd3ss Owns Me]

because people love spreading misery.

why does duct tape fix everything?  

[Moneyz]

because sometimes ppl wont shut the eff upp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why is life ............. alive???  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because we couldn't be in the skies!

Who is causing global warming?  

[Gawd3ss Owns Me]

tropical rainforests, we start saving them and they respond by melting the polar ice caps

why does the internet love cats?  

[oogamama]

Because dogs rejected it too many times.

Why are cookies baked and not cooked?  

[sHiRo_ChAn_10]

Cookies aren't cooked because then they won't disentegrate into molecules so they are baked to virtually stay the same shape!

Why can't fish breathe out of water?  

[Qui_Bears]

Because they are too good for oxygen
Why is Pluto no longer a planet?  

[miss_murder24]

Because the other planets where mean to it.

How does wi-fi work?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

First you kill a monkey and take the brain and shove it through the USB hole and tada!!!!


Why did I just come up with an answer that delt with monkies?  

[Qui_Bears]

Because monkeys are the key to the meaning of life!
What is Sephiroth Dancing like he did something useful!  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because he wanted a Rad Shirt!

Why do people say "It's how I roll" ?  

[Leiberry]

Because their underwear is inside out.

What gives birds the ability to fly?

 

[Lady Kimiko Kyuuten]

they drink red bull

why are people so rude o.0  

[Sensoa]

because they turned into zombies

Why is the sky blue?

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[NameName123]

Because it's the zombie apocalypse.

Why are most girls so afraid of spider?