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 Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:29 pm
U walk past a weight watchers meeting with a pizza in one hand and a cake in the other...there is no way for that situation to end pretty.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:16 pm
To see how your life has come to an end, we go back to teh year 2007, the night the final Harry Potter book was released. You managed to be first in line and grab the first copy of the book, and before the second person gets a chance to secure their pre-purchased copy, you pull out your megaphone, turn to the last page and read out loud for everyone in the line to hear how the entire series ends.
Enraged the foolish Mugbloods gather around, pulling out their fake plastic Harry Potter wands they purchased for $1.99 at Wal-Mart and try to place upon you every and any hex and curse imaginable from the Harry Potter Universe. Unfazed by the futile attempts from the Harry Potter fan boys/girls, you cheerfully skip out of the store laughing hysterically from the stunt you just pulled. But before you can exit a giant Deathly Hallows propaganda statue of Professor Snapes falls over and crushes you with all it's Slitheran fury.
The Moral of this story is... Don't F@#$ with Allan Rickman!
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Friendly Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:59 pm
The gnome turns out to be a bomb.
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:39 pm
Locks and Bagels To see how your life has come to an end, we go back to teh year 2007, the night the final Harry Potter book was released. You managed to be first in line and grab the first copy of the book, and before the second person gets a chance to secure their pre-purchased copy, you pull out your megaphone, turn to the last page and read out loud for everyone in the line to hear how the entire series ends.
Enraged the foolish Mugbloods gather around, pulling out their fake plastic Harry Potter wands they purchased for $1.99 at Wal-Mart and try to place upon you every and any hex and curse imaginable from the Harry Potter Universe. Unfazed by the futile attempts from the Harry Potter fan boys/girls, you cheerfully skip out of the store laughing hysterically from the stunt you just pulled. But before you can exit a giant Deathly Hallows propaganda statue of Professor Snapes falls over and crushes you with all it's Slitheran fury.
The Moral of this story is... Don't F@#$ with Allan Rickman! OMG wow that is totaly somthing I would do. And interesting that I get crushed by a Snape statue because I have offen wished that somthing similar would happen with the reall thing lol. True Talon: u discover to late that long term exposer to skunk fumes can be toxic.
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:22 pm
one day you were flying your spaceship
back to the planet of wolves
but then SUDDENLY!!!
your spaceship got sucked into a black hole!
everyone on your crew dies even your lover right in your arms...
and your ship crashes onto a planet
and everything is white.
You leave your spaceship crying.
THEN
an alien appears before your eyes.
Alien: "Mukwakalakaso"
Knight of Dragonlance: "Huh? I speak english"
Alien: "Oh, I said I can grant you one wish anything you would like."
Knight of Dragonlance: "Really!? Then I wish for my crew to be alive again! =D"
Alien: "Granted"
*Knight of Dragonlance's body explodes but crew comes back to life only to be eaten by the alien who granted your wish*
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:46 pm
anime_lover_91 one day you were flying your spaceship back to the planet of wolves but then SUDDENLY!!! your spaceship got sucked into a black hole! everyone on your crew dies even your lover right in your arms... and your ship crashes onto a planet and everything is white. You leave your spaceship crying. THEN an alien appears before your eyes. Alien: "Mukwakalakaso" Knight of Dragonlance: "Huh? I speak english" Alien: "Oh, I said I can grant you one wish anything you would like." Knight of Dragonlance: "Really!? Then I wish for my crew to be alive again! =D" Alien: "Granted" *Knight of Dragonlance's body explodes but crew comes back to life only to be eaten by the alien who granted your wish* Nice cool die of sexualy transmitted deseise. Never have unprotected sex with an elf.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:03 pm
Knight of Dragonlance anime_lover_91 one day you were flying your spaceship back to the planet of wolves but then SUDDENLY!!! your spaceship got sucked into a black hole! everyone on your crew dies even your lover right in your arms... and your ship crashes onto a planet and everything is white. You leave your spaceship crying. THEN an alien appears before your eyes. Alien: "Mukwakalakaso" Knight of Dragonlance: "Huh? I speak english" Alien: "Oh, I said I can grant you one wish anything you would like." Knight of Dragonlance: "Really!? Then I wish for my crew to be alive again! =D" Alien: "Granted" *Knight of Dragonlance's body explodes but crew comes back to life only to be eaten by the alien who granted your wish* Nice cool die of sexualy transmitted deseise. Never have unprotected sex with an elf. awww that stupid elf! well lets see your body exploded but..... dun dun DUN! your body regenerated onto your home planet! Knight of Dragonlance: "Yay! I reached my destination!" *only to have the sun hit your planet and destroy it.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:47 pm
giant hammer falls and crushes u
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:57 pm
aww man..
damn those looney toons
okay lets see
well you miraculously survived the planet being smash to bits and pieces by your quick abilities to equip heat resistant armor on.
because of your smart moves you survived.
But unfortunately a rock hits your head and you drift away into outer space your dead body floating.
man you are one lucky person. you must have nine lives like a cat
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:31 pm
Knight of Dragonlance Locks and Bagels To see how your life has come to an end, we go back to teh year 2007, the night the final Harry Potter book was released. You managed to be first in line and grab the first copy of the book, and before the second person gets a chance to secure their pre-purchased copy, you pull out your megaphone, turn to the last page and read out loud for everyone in the line to hear how the entire series ends.
Enraged the foolish Mugbloods gather around, pulling out their fake plastic Harry Potter wands they purchased for $1.99 at Wal-Mart and try to place upon you every and any hex and curse imaginable from the Harry Potter Universe. Unfazed by the futile attempts from the Harry Potter fan boys/girls, you cheerfully skip out of the store laughing hysterically from the stunt you just pulled. But before you can exit a giant Deathly Hallows propaganda statue of Professor Snapes falls over and crushes you with all it's Slitheran fury.
The Moral of this story is... Don't F@#$ with Allan Rickman! OMG wow that is totaly somthing I would do. And interesting that I get crushed by a Snape statue because I have offen wished that somthing similar would happen with the reall thing lol.
@anime_lover_91:
The curtains rise, the lights dim, entering stage right is our hero anime_lover_91, the jolly holiday representation of Christmas Spirit who with her trusty Gnome side kick (Not Mr. Bo Jangles) presents to the audience her rendition of It's a Wonderful Life. But Low, what is this in the front row? But a disgruntled Rabbi who had previously tried to book the same venue so he may present the jolly Hanukkah story of Ishmale the Hanukkah Goblin. Only to be beaten out at the last second by anime_lover_91 who with her cuteness and charm stole the stage from the Rabbi on this jolly of holiday evenings.
But the Rabbi would not go down without a fight, for he rigged the stage to explode. Unfortunately for the disgruntled Rabbi, he accidentally rigged the stage with fire works instead of the intended explosives. The Fireworks went off, claiming the life of the poor hero, but the display of beautiful colors and festive explosions led to the show being the greatest of the year, winning every Tony award imaginable.
And to this day, every theater every where, on Christmas eve, perform their rendition of anime_lover_91's fire work festive It's a wonderful Life in her honor.
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:40 am
You were walking down the street not paying attention to where you were going and all of a sudden a giant 50 foot robot with bright red eyes and no hair apprached you said "May the battle begin!" and before you had time to power up he ripped arms off and you totally died! Locks and Bagels was no match...
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:04 pm
Stabbed to death by his own tentacles.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:10 pm
a mage turns the blades of your swords to rubber before sending its wolf familiar to tear you to peices.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:01 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:58 pm
Locks and Bagels Knight of Dragonlance Locks and Bagels To see how your life has come to an end, we go back to teh year 2007, the night the final Harry Potter book was released. You managed to be first in line and grab the first copy of the book, and before the second person gets a chance to secure their pre-purchased copy, you pull out your megaphone, turn to the last page and read out loud for everyone in the line to hear how the entire series ends.
Enraged the foolish Mugbloods gather around, pulling out their fake plastic Harry Potter wands they purchased for $1.99 at Wal-Mart and try to place upon you every and any hex and curse imaginable from the Harry Potter Universe. Unfazed by the futile attempts from the Harry Potter fan boys/girls, you cheerfully skip out of the store laughing hysterically from the stunt you just pulled. But before you can exit a giant Deathly Hallows propaganda statue of Professor Snapes falls over and crushes you with all it's Slitheran fury.
The Moral of this story is... Don't F@#$ with Allan Rickman! OMG wow that is totaly somthing I would do. And interesting that I get crushed by a Snape statue because I have offen wished that somthing similar would happen with the reall thing lol.
@anime_lover_91:
The curtains rise, the lights dim, entering stage right is our hero anime_lover_91, the jolly holiday representation of Christmas Spirit who with her trusty Gnome side kick (Not Mr. Bo Jangles) presents to the audience her rendition of It's a Wonderful Life. But Low, what is this in the front row? But a disgruntled Rabbi who had previously tried to book the same venue so he may present the jolly Hanukkah story of Ishmale the Hanukkah Goblin. Only to be beaten out at the last second by anime_lover_91 who with her cuteness and charm stole the stage from the Rabbi on this jolly of holiday evenings.
But the Rabbi would not go down without a fight, for he rigged the stage to explode. Unfortunately for the disgruntled Rabbi, he accidentally rigged the stage with fire works instead of the intended explosives. The Fireworks went off, claiming the life of the poor hero, but the display of beautiful colors and festive explosions led to the show being the greatest of the year, winning every Tony award imaginable.
And to this day, every theater every where, on Christmas eve, perform their rendition of anime_lover_91's fire work festive It's a wonderful Life in her honor. wow i have an awesome death! Woot! ^.^
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