The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted you become a life sized bunny

I wish that I could possess people  

[Pink Fregia]

Granted you now possess the body of "Michelle Dugger" you have 19 kids to care for, a tv show and hubby.




I wish I could sail around the world.  

[Liada Trovaras]

granted but the wind gods are angry with you so they make you sail for the rest of time.

I wish my apt complex had a bigger pool  

[Rivonu]

Granted but the pool takes up so much space that it caves in the apt complex crushing and drowning everyone inside

I wish I can get loads of video games of my choice free for life mrgreen  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but you get buried in the avalanche created by the amount of games you gather rising your piles higher and higher.

I wish that my room mate would stop griping about the internet connection when she knows we don't have the money to do the easy fix for it atm.....  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. A glitch in the providers system means all broadband connections fail completely, meaning your roomy now moans about the diabolically slow dial up connection instead.

I wish I was awoken every morning by a string quartet, then be presented with a breakfast menu to choose from as i receive a full body massage. Then be dressed by top tailors in the best hand made suit's before being driven to work at the computer game testing room in a rolls royce limousine before being driven home in said rolls royce to my caring and loving super model girlfriend who has prepared a gourmet meal for us and put fresh satin sheets on are massive four poster water bed, ready for a night of passionate romance, after snuggling on the big lamb skin sofa and watching the latest block buster movies on are 100" plasma T.V. of course!

 

[Lilith Amaranth]

Granted...and you thoroughly enjoy it all. Everything is wonderful and goes your way. You are a very happy man. heart heart heart heart


Then you wake up. crying



I wish to be his girlfriend there.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Granted. You become his girlfriend, but then you walk in on him with another women, it breaks your heart, and you dump him.

I wish that my life was more interesting.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted you're Tom Cruise. Have fun!

I wish this sunburn of mine would heal already....  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Granted! It heals perfectly fine and your life returns to normal afterward, but you treat it wrong and your dead skin peels off all at once so that it looks like an outfit or a uniform.

I wish I had a little extra income coming in each week.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but then the FEDS come after you from stealing from the president and the IRS.

I wish I didn't have to into work today after yesterday's nightmare  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. You are used as a scape goat and dismissed with out pay.

I wish I healthy enough to run a marathon

 

[lady leko-chan]

granted - but then and you win the marathon and now have nothing more to strive for so you become morbidly unhealthy and deeply depressed

I wish I could eat what I wanted to gonk
no more food intolerance! scream  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted. However, after you find out you can eat whatever you want, you go on a binge and end up in a food coma, causing you to lose your job and have a lot of embarrassing pictures and videos circulating around of what people did to your comatose body.


I wish the spouse didn't have to take meds anymore.  

[Pink Fregia]

GRANTED, spouse is now healthy and strong. Gets a lover and leaves you choosing to travel around the world with lover.





I wish to cruise around the world.