Ruin My Wish game

[BornToPlease]

granted but your wish doesnt understand itself so it blows up in your face

i wish i didnt have exams  

[beccamon]

Granted, but without exams no one is able to calculate how much knowledge you've gained from your schooling, and thus no one will hire you.

I wish my school's cafeteria finally had some Mountain Dew to sell me.  

[brass_monkey360]

Granted but its always sold out. =@ i love MD too.
Wish for a new crayon color.  

[the_hamster]

granted but its barf

i wish i could speak russian  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Granted, but your accent is terrible, and some russians mistook some words for swear words and get (violently) offended.

I wish that my sweat smelled of vanilla.. or something pleasant. whee  

[brass_monkey360]

Granted but now ant crawl all over you in your sleep and 50 year old men lick you.  

[JTN]

No wish? Okay I'll grant one just for you...

Granted... But it's the Jonas Brothers.



I wish my deodorant lasted longer... sweatdrop  

[the_hamster]

granted but it smells horrible and it itches

I wish my gf was with me crying  

[Max Noble]

Granted...but she comes home with me after-wards.

I wish I had some pancakes right now.  

[Tambergal]

granted, but once you ate the pancakes, your internal organs blew up from being really nasty

i wish that bad movies wuld never exist  

[beccamon]

Granted, but now all of the "good" movies are just mediocre since there are no terrible movies to compare them with.

I wish my water powered clock functioned correctly XD  

[the_hamster]

granted but it broke its water uh-oh clock babies

i wish i thought before i said things  

[Max Noble]

Granted... but you took to long thinking how to defuse a bomb and it exploded killing you and the whole world.

I wish I had a Bugatti Veyron(Car)  

[the_hamster]

granted but it does not have an engine and you cant get one

i wish i had a car (thanks man gonk )  

[Pluto GK]

Granted, but it turns out to be REALLY small- and infested with rabid Koala Bears.


I wish... I had good food. [preferably Potato Salad.]