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[ThisEmptySoul]

if it means another ride on the dragon, I think I'll pass Katana. *takes the tea with his shaking hands and sips a little*  

[Icy Reign]

*rubs Reign of Fire's head* He didn't mean that sweetie...*sends out another low pitched whistle and Icy's dragon takes off again, soaring low in the clouds* Ah, warm gentle breeze, ice cold Coronas, a hot tub and friends...gets no better than this...*glances at TES sideways* You holding up okay over there?  

[katana68]

Hm, well, just thought I'd check.....*sips Corona* So, TES, have you been tortured much today? You do know there is a contract out on you, right? *takes another sip* I believe Psyzapp is willing to pay quite a handsome reward on whoever can get the location of the ticket she desires.......*looks directly at TES* You do know it's just a matter of time.....don't you, our sweet dark elf? smile *looks away & continues to sip her Corona, smiling*  

[ThisEmptySoul]

I -was- okay until Katana said there's a contract out on me gonk This.... this is just... too.... *faints*  

[katana68]

Oh for the love of......*gets out of the hot tub* Men! *gets smelling salts from first aid kit & passes them under TES's nose* Hey, elf, you OK there? Jeez, you should have figured Psyzapp would put a contract out on you, what with you knowing the location of the ticket & all......*keeps passing smelling salts under TES's nose until he starts to come around out of his faint*  

[Icy Reign]

*Icy falls off her lounge chair laughing uncontrollably* TES?! TES?! Are you alright?! rofl *wipes tears from eyes* OMG, I cannot believe he just fainted like that! eek *goes over to where Katana and TES are* Did he hit his head? *hold TESs head and cradles it in her lap* What in the world are we gonna do with him?! stressed  

[katana68]

*smiles deviously at Icy* How about whatever we want to do with him? xd *continues to pass smelling salts under TES's nose* Good grief! How long does it take to come out of a faint anyways? *grabs Corona & takes another sip*  

[katana68]

((Grabbed your booty, Icy! xd ))  

[Icy Reign]

*looks down in TESs face* Is it my imagination or is he bluer than usual?

EDIT: *Icy starts mouth-to-mouth on TES as he is not responding to her nor Katana and looks to be bluer than normal*  

[katana68]

eek Holy crap, Icy!!!! Do you know how many people will be p***ed at us if this little elf kicks the bucket? Here, you keep doing mouth-to-mouth, I'll start the chest compressions!!!!! Remember, 2 breaths after I do 30 compressions, OK? *begins chest compressions* Hey, is elf anatomy the same as human anatomy? Ah, forget it, there's no time, we have to revive the elf!!!!!  

[Icy Reign]

*waits for Katana to do the first round of chest compressions, and gives two breaths of air, looking, listening and feeling for any signs of life* OMG! TES you better not give out on us! scream If you do, I swear I'll bring you back just to knock you off again! stressed  

[katana68]

*continues chest compressions* So, Icy....how was your day? Might as well catch up while we're here together xd  

[Icy Reign]

Oh, you know...*two breaths, look, listen, and feel* same old, same old. Long day ending in Corona time! *waits for Katana to finish set of compressions and gives two more breaths* Oh, man! He's still not coming around...okay, I'm getting a little worried now...*looks at Katana frantically*  

[katana68]

Hmmm, is there some way we can put him into a drug-induced coma? That way, he won't go anywhere, and we can keep him around for our fearless leader, Psyzapp! xd He seems to be breathing fine, & I can feel a faint pulse. Damn, wish I had paid more attention in biology when they discussed dark elf physiology....  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*cough cough* ugh... why does my mouth taste like beer? *turns head and spits only to realize he just spit into Icy's lap*

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um...... hey there, Icy... heh.... *starts creeping away slowly*