Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Heartbroken-3]

well my dear there is a simple answer to that and it is YES!!!!!

y did i exaggerate with the yes?  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

because you are just as gay so you would recognize your own kind


why cant the men carry babies in their belly's for 9 months?  

[Heartbroken-3]

cause GOD knows how bad it is.

y can't i have GODS' power so i could rule the world?  

[Morgause Le Fay]

YOU? Rule the world? Imagine the chaos and destruction! Stick to your day job...

Why don't boys get periods?  

[Phailist]

Capn Morgan

YOU? Rule the world? Imagine the chaos and destruction! Stick to your day job...

Why don't boys get periods?

P-H-A-I-L-I-S-T

They do. It's just more subtle and girls don't know.

Why is blue blue?

D-R-E-A-M

 

[Christian Monroe]

Because when light reflects off of-- you don't want to hear this, so HEARS A PUPPET SHOW! (^_^) Q(^_^Q) d(^_^)b YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!

Where do babies come from?  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they buy a stork at the pet store and release it into the wild. Then it flys over and shits in a cabbage patch. Then, if the crazy evil rabid bunnys dont eat it, eventually a baby grows within one of the cabbages. When it is ripe, they go out and pluck it.

That is where they come from.....


Anyway, are the birds and the bees into the kinky stuff?  

[Heartbroken-3]

if u wanna know we will talk about that when u get home

y r random people always called retarded?  

[freckledblondie2]

because they're all re-res and like rewinding video tapes.
why don't i ever make any sense?  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

because dollars are much easier to scan and print......

why did that comment just get the government to zone in on my computer?  

[Spyke114]

Because they wanna watch Charlie the Unicorn with you.

How far can I get this pen up my nose?  

[Skizlersan]

Im sure if you tryed you can get the pen to touch your brain.

Why is the heart that people draw to express love such a difrent shape than a weird heart?

and why is it the heart that expresses love, when its the brain that loves.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Well one day Chuck Norris decided all that and everyone went along with it because they were all too afraid to question him and those that did got round house kicked in the face.

Why is life such a b****?  

[s-w-i-f-t PYRAMiDS]

Because there are oranges in your fridge.

Why can't I find my fingernails?  

[freckledblondie2]

Because they're hiding. Duh.
Why do we use plates?