"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Izumi Hosoi]

Because they're supposed to tickle.

Are we there yet?  

[Dondera96]

Yes,we're in Hell.your room is over there,in the fire.

Why is the moon blue?  

[Maartjebubbel]

because it is green.

why is the sun shining?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because it wants to get shot down

Why is there a bird on my yard?  

[Parisian Loafer]

Because it hates you.

Why do I like France?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they have snails to purchase!

Why do people call it es cargo for snail food in France?  

[KioKy112]

because u live in Japan

y do people wish upon a star?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they cant look at the moon or else they are being labeled racist.

Why did I rank 2nd place in my school?  

[Triltsch]

Because two heads are better than one.

Why did my orange bougainvillea turn pink?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because pink is the new orange

Why has it been raining where I live for almost two weeks now? D;  

[muc890]

because the sky is broken.

Why do so many people keep calling me that i dont wana talk to?  

[skydivepichu]

Because they dialed a coconut

What r in hot dogs  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Worms.

Banana phone?  

[Gawd3ss Owns Me]

Because people can't keep their hands to themselves.

Why do people put marshmallows in hot chocolate?  

[Lightwater2520]

Because they are too lazy to put Coconut meat in it.

Why does the platypus look the way it does?