The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted, your cruise heads straight into the Bermuda Triangle and we never hear from you again

I wish I didn't have to go into work on such a nice day again  

[lady leko-chan]

granted the day turn horrid and pours down rain drenching you before you can get inside.
Wet fro the rest of the day and you catch a cold from it... twisted

I wish that I would get the new job I applied for.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted they chain you to your desk and give you your 3 servings of water, stale bread, and gruel a day and you never see the outside of the building again.

I wish my assistant store director would freaking transfer already  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. Unfortunately the transfer involves him being promoted to director of a new bigger store and he is allowed to take 5 members of staff from your branch with him.... Guess who's in the list of five!!

I wish I was truly self employed and independent.

 

[Lilith Amaranth]

Granted you now have your own business. It is doing very well but you are a hard boss. Your employees don't like you and you are having trouble keeping workers. Your wife leaves you, cuz you're never home, and takes the kids.
You're self employed and independent.


I wish there were more hours in a day.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Granted: Now you have more time to be spent at work-at a job you absolutely loathe, more time to be stuck in traffic, more time to be spent hearing your crying infant kids who don't stop and are seemingly up at all hours of the night, and absolutely no personal time for yourself.

I wish I didn't have to wish bad wishes.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted you make good wishes for a lot of people who twist their wishes into bad ones. Continuing a never ending cycle of good wishing turning into bad wishing

I wish time wold slow down for a bit  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Granted, now everything is in permanent slow mo. Almost like living in The Matrix, but it makes waiting in line for the bathroom a whole lot more hellish.

I wish I had more money.  

[Razsminion]

Granted, your now a monopoly money millionaire! Too bad that the police are after you for the greatest monopoly money theft in the world.

I wish I was as beautiful as my avatar. crying  

[Different...Very.]

Granted, but you're also as big.

I wish my apartment had self-cleaning abilities.  

[lady leko-chan]

it does but then it finds out how full of germs you are and destroys you to purify itself.


I wish i had that new laptop I want NOW! So i could play on the computer at home stressed  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but then your new laptop sucks you into the internet vortex where you are hounded but viruses and spams for all eternity....

I wish I didn't get food poisoning and almost ruined my date yesterday  

[Different...Very.]

Granted, you just ruined your date because you stunk really badly.


I wish all the incurable diseases were curable!  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Granted, now the drug companies are forming lynch mobs and hunting you down.

I wish that I lived outside of time.  

[Prince Darialan]

Granted, so now that you live outside of time there is no time for you to do what you want to do before you die. Dead.

I wish I had a life size Sango plushy.