Why I Killed You

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because falling over the side of the cliff would have killed you anyway and getting shot in the head is a much quicker death.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for neglecting to mention that she would have fallen safely into a pool of chocolate marshmallow softness.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for trying to drown coco in chocolate marshmallow gunk.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for somehow managing to mistake yourself for me. again with the neurological problems. get help, for all our sakes.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for accusing me of having brain problems.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for being in denial.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you so that you wouldn't launch into a speech about the pros and cons of the five stages of anger.  

[Paradoxial Mouse]

I killed you because you confused me.  

[Rsnbl Faith]

I killed you for the inability to understand a simple phrase.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because stupidity is no cause for killing. tsk, tsk.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because it is. The less stupid people still living the better.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you because, based on your character, that seemed like the best way to express my own agreement with that sentiment. 3nodding  

[Paradoxial Mouse]

I killed you simply to shut you up.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because you didn't invite me to your picnic. therefore, i purposely told eternal how to prepare pufferfish the wrong way as he packed it into a sandwich and gifted it to you. all part of my master plan. twisted  

[Paradoxial Mouse]

I killed you because I didn't know I was having a picnic. Why would I have a picnic and not invite myself? You must've been in on it!