Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Deathfrost]

She somehow kept getting her character to tell me that my balls are showing, anytime we played pokemon over wifi... It was funny since it was technically true... mrgreen  

[Marissa on My Mind]

He got me a ticking egg. Bitches love ticking eggs.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

He assassinated my assassin.  

[Darkmonkey07]

he's a kitty cat,  

[JTN]

She was the leader of my fight club.  

[Deathfrost]

He said he would let me dance with his animatronic cats if I did... He lied... They still dance without me... My mighty heart is breaking... lol sorry couldn't keep that up, it was making me think about someone trying to copy arnold schwarzenegger's voice as they're saying that lol  

[Pure 3picness]

He gave me a slurpee  

[Silver Tiger Lily]

So I could get closer to his pet penguin.

 

[Lady_Conspiracy]

I was very intoxicated. It seemed like a good idea after 20 shots  

[Deathfrost]

Her conspiracies eventually turned her into a dragonite, so how could I refuse... She could take me anywhere I wanted to go so there was no discussion about it that could be had... mrgreen  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He fell for my little costumes tricks. It was too cute, I just couldn't resist the sucker!  

[Deathfrost]

She was stuck in that costume for 3 years, so how could I not marry her?...  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

Don't judge me! I have a thing for world saving robots!  

[Deathfrost]

She mistook me for an autobot... I married her because she said if I did that she wouldn't tell optimus prime that i'm the real megatron... twisted  

[midnight_wolf_dream]

What can I say? I like a manly man.