Magical Soda Machine

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets sticky, chocolate covered fingers.
Inserts a peppermint stick.  

[OneCrystalSnowAngel]

Gets a peppermint Hot Toddy!

Inserts: an angry Elf  

[Darkpurpleme]

Gets: served papers from lawyer . Angry Elfs sueing you for bodily harm and mental anguish.

Inserts: pile of snowballs  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a dozen neighbor kids to throw them

Inserts gift wrapping  

[Tokishiku]

Gets: an empty box and a note that reads "haha no christmas for you"

Inserts: christmas list  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets a lump of coal.
Inserts: Gingerbread cookie  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets one satisfied soda machine lookin for more ^^

Inserts 12 days of Christmas  

[babyshinobi]

gets: a pukeko in a punga tree
inserts: steamed pudding instead of sticky pudding  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: steamed rice instead of sticky rice

inserts: santa clause, chanukah zombie, and quanza-bot  

[Nei1]

Gets a episode of Futurama.
Inserts a $1,000 Visa gift card.  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets annoyed cashiers trying to get the darn thing to be accepted, and 1000$ worth of gumballs.

Inserts I Dream of Jennie  

[babyshinobi]

gets: breakfast in bed while watching the boxset non stop
inserts: an ad break so i can go pee  

[Nei1]

Gets a catheter.
Inserts some breakfast.  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets maple syrup to go with that. heart

Inserts GaiaOnline xd  

[Arkann]

Gets:- System error-

insert: New Year's Ball