The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[bandaidd]

Granted, you come home to find a life-sized Sango plushy there on your bed with a life-sized Miroku plushy and their twin girls and son on the floor nearby. Your happiness turns to awe as you see them incarnate and come to life before your eyes. Before you can introduce yourself, Sango pulls out her hiraikotsu, screams "DEMON!" at you and you find yourself running for your life.


I wish I could teleport and visit my friends.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but somehow you get the wrong turn at Albuquerque and end up in Alaska with the polar bears

I wish the weather would make up its mind about the fall. Cold or warm IT CAN'T BE BOTH! stressed  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Granted, you get lukewarm until November then bitter subzero for December, January, and most of February.

I wish that we when we get old we all didn't look super old.  

[bandaidd]

Granted! We don't all look super old. When we all get old, we look great! Just you look super old. [rofl]

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted. Unfortunately, the corruption of said wish isn't as amusing as you were hoping for.

I wish I wasn't full so I could have ice cream right now.  

[lady leko-chan]

*slits your belly open*
There you go mrgreen
Why am I dealing with your gore all the sudden today...


I wish that life didn't throw random monkey wrenches into my brain to make me deal with stressed  

[Liada Trovaras]

*does a lobotomy leaving you a brainless shell* Granted....I wonder if that works for Aya as well...

I wish I didn't have to go into a court room today  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted. Instead, you are sent to jail.

I wish I was better at making homemade soup.  

[Prince Darialan]

Granted: But you're forced to make soup for violent criminals in jail.

I wish I had the "death note."  

[SakuraTheBlueTiger]

Granted, but someone used it on you after they stole it

I wish I had more booze  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted, however, upon seeing the vast amounts of booze around you, you lose all inhibition and go crazy on it, contracting alcohol poisoning in the process.

I wish dinner would make itself stare  

[Volvy]

Granted, but since it's a functionally living thing now, it's fights you when you try to eat it.

I wish I didn't have to go to class today.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted the school gets blown up and you get framed for it leaving you in prison for 50 years.

I wish the weather would bloody warm up for once this week! scream  

[Volvy]

Granted. Global warming kicks in at full force.

I wish I had more money.  

[SakuraTheBlueTiger]

Granted but it's tied up with so much red tape you'll never see a cent of it by the time your done with the paperwork

I wish I knew what to write in my notepad