Below Me

[Nei1]

I'll try, but I will stumble the words.

Below me eats green tea ice cream.  

[Ringlefinch]

I make it myself! Walls is trying steel my secret ingredient but Im not letting it slip.

Below me can play the banjo with there toes

 

[Nei1]

*plays Dueling Banjos with her feet*

Below me is richer then rich, but does NOT know it.  

[Liada Trovaras]

What? what about money????

the person below me likes to swim in a giant pool sized bowl of udon  

[Ringlefinch]

By the time Im finished Im to fat to get out of the bowl!

Below me helps me out with giant chopsticks

 

[Nei1]

Hold on Stumblefoot, these chop sticks are are to handle.

Below me wants cream of wienies.  

[Liada Trovaras]

ewww...spam.....

the person below me loves to dress up and sing the entire broadway of Chicago  

[bandaidd]

*dresses up and starts singing*

Mary sunshine.
When I was a tiny tot
Of maybe two or three
I can still remember what
My mother said to me...

Place rose colored glasses on your nose
And you will see the robins
Not the crows

It only takes the the taking time
with one another
For under every mean veneer
Is someone warm and dear
Keep looking.... for

The name on everybodies lips is gonna be: Roxie
The lady raking in the chips is gonna be: Roxie
I'm gonna be a celebrity,
That means somebody everyone knows,
They're gonna recognise my eyes, my hair,, my teeth, my boop, my nose.

On the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader that a duck

first i'd,
then she'd
then we'd
but i can't do it alone
then she'd
then i'd
then we'd
but i can't do it alone

I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love

Whatever happened to fair dealing
And pure ethics
And nice manners?

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

I love my life and all that jazz!

below me remembers fiddler on the roof fondly.  

[Ringlefinch]

Yidle idle idle idle idle idle idle mon!

xd

Below me want s to learn how to play the fiddle

 

[bandaidd]

*thumbs through the yellow pages, desperately looking for a fiddle teacher who is willing to teach in exchange for cheerleading lessons*

below me has a message they want to share with their fellow geezers on the merits of the barter system.  

[Pink Fregia]

One hand washes the other.
You watch/scratch my back I'll watch/scratch yours.


The poster below likes tongue twisters  

[Liada Trovaras]

*pulls out tongue with a giant knot* wuut?

Deh hferson bewow meh haz mine tailz....(translation the person below me has 9 tails)  

[Pink Fregia]

I've had 5 but not all following me at the same time. rofl



The avi below me likes dogs better than cats.  

[Lil Brat]

Dogs are loyal, obedient, faithful to a fault. Cats, leave you at the first sign of trouble ~ pfft *Pfft ~ Realizes maybe that's why they run, they don't like that noise.*

Below me catches the running cats and tries to pet them... twisted  

[Liada Trovaras]

*tosses around the catnip* here kitty kitty kitty....

The person below me knows 100 Redneck jokes