Ruin My Wish game

[beccamon]

Granted, but you get explosive diarrhea that tears apart your a*****e.

I wish I won't get a cold in the next few days.  

[JTN]

Granted... You get H1N1 instead.


I wish they would stop with all the movie reboots. xp  

[Rainbow cat FACE]

granted, but i cant read and thought you wrote "robot movies."

i wish for a lifetime supply of willie wonka's chocolate bars.

 

[the_hamster]

granted but a freak batch turned you into a giant blueberry O.o

i wish there was something good on the telly  

[beccamon]

LOL TELLY.
Okay, okay.
Granted, but your telly broke.

I wish my hands would clean themselves.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted but now there is no reason for water...

I wish I can breathe underwatah.  

[beccamon]

Granted, but you test your new powers by going too deep, and the water pressure crushes and kills you.

I wish I had more microwave mashed potatoes.  

[the_hamster]

ganted but your microwave blew up destroying half your kitchen

i wish for ramen noodles  

[JTN]

Granted... but the package label reads "Caution: Side effects include nausea, headache and TENTACOO WAPE"


I wish parking my car wasn't downtown so damn expensive. ($15/hr?! WTF!) stressed  

[beccamon]

Granted, you no longer have to pay to park your car because your car was destroyed.

I wish I knew how to make friendship bracelets.  

[Eisenkrieger]

but you have no friends to give them to.
i wish i had a laptop with AutoCAD so i could design anything i wanted to.  

[_Athena_Woman_]

Granted! But you drop it off your boat-house into the water and it's eaten by a shark.

I wish that I wasn't moving home.  

[wildblackfire]

Granted but now you're moving to place called niko, where their men are men and their woman are too.

I wish I had some lemon meringue pie.. stare  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Granted But it gave you diahrrea
I wish for a GPA higher than 2.0 O:

 

[Max Noble]

Granted...but your so smart your brain explodes

I wish I had TIVO.