Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Garynook]

I give you the power to control yourself!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to be the greatest model of slavewear.  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

the power to transform into any pokemon.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to laugh endlessly.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

The power to laugh, burp, and hiccup at the same time  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to fart rainbows and happiness.  

[Princess Zelda21]

The power to seduce any woman he wants.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the power to love any object of your desire and have it love you back.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to make people you hate so hairy.  

[Mad Haru]

The power to become really, really hairy.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to turn into Barney. Or Twinky-Winky from teletubbies.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to kill your enemies by throwing your surgical tools at them with amazing dexterity.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power of hypnotizing people into buying your album, 'My World 3.0'...(LOL)  

[applesauce600]

Power to attract me in inappropriate ways.  

[Garynook]

I give you the power to stick fingers in your eyes without hurting!