"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

Because some day... Technology is going to get sick of being depended on and is going to terrorize everyone.

Why am I addicted to Coca Cola?!  

[Vashtastic]

Because they still secretly dump cocaine into it.

Why are dogs obsessed with rolling in poop?  

[Suge_da]

BEcause they think it makes them smell good!

Why does Mary have a little lamb?  

[R A ii N B O W P O P]

Because she couldnt have a pig

Why are buildings called buildings when they’re already finished being built?  

[Gingeria]

Because she couldn't have a fluffy cloud for a pet

Why do people get nosebleeds?  

[kitten99336]

because your nose is crying

why do cats not play the fiddle  

[Elarhest]

Because of union policy!

Why do people pull a funny face when they're about to sneeze?  

[Silver Fang69]

To try and scare it away!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

[applejelly0198]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
domokun pink clouds. (duh!) domokun

why is the ocean blue???  

[Charli Harte]

because the fish pee blue liquid.
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When did the cow jump over the moon?  

[miss_murder24]

56768967896789 b.c

why am I dressed like a pirate?  

[TheBumNextDoor]

because u want my sexy bod >.<

Why am i hungry?  

[miss_murder24]

Because you haven't eaten in 58 years.

Who is going to walk the plank next? xD  

[TheBumNextDoor]

your girlfriend...O_o

Why do bird suddenly appear.. everytime your are near?  

[miss_murder24]

Because I was born in an alfred hitchcock film.


How sharp is my sword?