Magical Soda Machine

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets: New York's Times Square full of millions of people screaming HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Inserts: old, broken computer and accessories  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets tiny robot minion

Inserts ninja chickens  

[Nei1]

Gets a show on Cartoon Network
Inserts a old style nickelodeon box.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a Ren n Stimpy Tshirt

Inserts Van Gough's ear lobe  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets Earwax, Mmmm(What the hell kinda machine is this?!)

Inserts Inflatable Sheep blaugh
http://www.inflatablesheep.co.uk/images/sheep.jpg  

[Nei1]

Get's a pin to pop it with. That's a baaaaaad joke.

Inserts a turkey feather.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets saminella

Inserts a section of the fore deck from the H.M.S. Victory  

[Nei1]

Gets the very model of a modern Major-General.
Inserts a power juicer.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets citrus flavored transformer

Inserts a human skin bound volume of the Necromonicon  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets "Some Shugah Baby"

Inserts A Boom Stick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_82kvQLkA  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets fluffy ear muffs


Inserts a golden chocobo  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a level up! (Dum dum dum dumdumdumdumdum everyone sing along to the ff victory song)

Inserts my hand  

[-Stumblefoot-]

gains two more fingers! (hope you can play guitar!)


Inserts king Hennry VIII's cod piece  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets King Henry the VIII's Codpiece (Oh sick, whoever put this in here didn't put it all the way in and the machine didn't take it)

*Looks left, then right, Puts on King Henry's Codpiece and
inserts my Jock Strap*  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets Ann Bolyn's phone number

Inserts a large portion off special fried rice