Below Me

[Pink Fregia]

I could say yes if I can transpose redneck/blond.


The avi below me is thinking of blond jokes  

[Ringlefinch]

*Thinks to self*

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest.

When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn.

The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes."

pirate

The person below me feel's overwhelmingly compelled to go post in the corrupt a wish thread that is laying dead at the bottom of the forum

cry

 

[Lilith Amaranth]

It is like I am hypnotized I just had to do it.


The avi below me has a foot fedish
 

[Liada Trovaras]

*smells foot and gags* Blech, not really but if you have soft fuzziness then that's another story. fuufuufuu....

The person below me can play bagpipes  

[Lilith Amaranth]

Sure I'll give them a blow and a squeeze, not sure anyone would like it.... blaugh dramallama




Below me wants me to stop torturing the bagpipes.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Sure, why not?

Person below me throws darts at a poster of Uncle Sam with a copy of Mein Kampf on his/her lap.  

[Lilith Amaranth]

Not me

Below me is a clean freak.  

[Liada Trovaras]

OUT DAMN SPOT OUT DAMN YOU! *rubs cleaning product into the rug until she burns a hole in it*

The person below me can laugh like kookaburra  

[BlackR.16]

no but I can yawn like a wookie


The person below loves wookies  

[Sayoami]

"But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid."
"That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that."
―Han Solo

the person below me thinks Han Solo is a hunk wink  

[Lilith Amaranth]

Big, hairy and beastly you betcha!!



Below me goes to all the sci-fi conventions dressed in character.  

[Sayoami]

((hahahah have not gone to any but there is a first time for everything))

"Go, I will. Good relations with the Wookiees, I have."))

the person below has a crush on Leia since they were young  

[Lilith Amaranth]

No not her...her walking carpet 3nodding Luke's not too bad.

Did I mention big, hairy and beastly?



Below me stowed away on the Falcon .  

[Liada Trovaras]

*pops head up from inside a storage crate and looks around to see if the coast is clear* Huzzah! I made it!

The person below me likes fur lined leather handcuffs wink  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

On a girl, maybe.

Person below me sparkles in the sun.