Ruin My Wish game

[wildblackfire]

Granted but it's on the day the world ends, so the celebratory dance is short lived.

I wish to drown in a pool of ice cream, yes I love it that much. stare  

[Eisenkrieger]

instead, you are so badly frostbitten, you are stuck , paralyzed, in a hospital bed eating from a tube, forever apart from your precious ice cream. heheheheeeehhheeeheh

i wish my grandma wasn't laying in a hospital bed, hours, minutes, even, from death. (if you ruin this, may you spend the rest of all eternity knowing only pain and suffering, never knowing what you will then consider the sweet embrace of death.)  

[the_hamster]

granted but she thinks shes 27 and that your her husband

i wish my computer was a little faster  

[wildblackfire]

granted but now computers are more intelligent then humans and take over the globe and enslave us all. way to go. stare

I really really wish nekos were real. whee heart  

[beccamon]

Uh... cats are real. XD; Neko is the Japanese word for cat. Do you mean those drawings of cat people? Then, granted, but they all claw you to death.

I wish my suitemates' room was freezing cold so they would turn up the heat.  

[Tambergal]

granted! but the room kinda caught on fire...... sweatdrop

I wish the i was a flying shark that didn't need to breathe and that there was nobody to hunt me down biggrin  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted but the Ironic part is that Your afraid of water.
I wish i had a tower of cookies to destroy its equilibrium and trap someone in them.  

[wildblackfire]

granted, but I eat my way out of them and kill you with a pencil.

I wish for cake, lots and lots of cake 3nodding  

[Tambergal]

grated! but its a giant cake and it falls on you and squishes you and your body can't stand the wait, so you die eek that kinda sounds cool

I wish that i was a mansquitto  

[the_hamster]

do you mean Mosquitto? if so
granted but then you fly into a bug zapper.
if not
granted but then you get thrown into a giant bug zapper.

i wish i was able to travel long distances in a single bound.  

[JTN]

Granted... but you neglected to mention that you would arrive safely at your destination.

*scrrreeeeeeeeech... CRASH!*


I wish my supervisor wasn't such a brown-nosing weasel-boy.  

[beccamon]

Granted, now he's a red-nosed bulldog. The red on his nose is blood. He attacks you.

I wish I had large, awesome, warm mittens.  

[The Comp Sci Goblin]

granted but you're swallowed alive in them and suffocate.

I wish for a giant bowl of dairy queen ice-cream  

[Chaton Atomique]

Granted. But it's made with rat milk.

I wish weekends were three days instead of two.  

[Max Noble]

Granted...but your weekends became boring as HELL!

I wish I had a motorcycle