Vending machine

[applesauce600]

You get a Finnish finish on your car.

*Inserts a finger.* I stick this thing everywhere...  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

*You get a brown recluse bite*

*Inserts a waffle iron*  

[Cerebral Perception]

You get pancakes.

*inserts the Hecatoncheires*  

[applesauce600]

The Hecatoncheires fall out through the coin slot because the machine does not accept Hecatoncheires.

*Inserts my only vial of brown recluse venom antidote.*  

[Cerebral Perception]

You get small pox.

*inserts subtraction*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You get long division.

*Inserts SmartWater*  

[applesauce600]

You get a spoon with holes in bottom.

*Inserts half a brain.*  

[Cerebral Perception]

You get the other half.

*inserts Lady Gaga*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You get a steel-toe boot with the toe missing!

*Inserts toe to boot*  

[Cerebral Perception]

You've got mail!

*inserts Joe Rogan*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

She's got the Jack *Bon Scott voice*

*Incerts AC/DC Live Wire album*  

[yaone07]

*you get the entire band chibi size*

*inserts a string of red ribbon*

 

[Zera Stardust]

You get a potion that turns you into the thing that the nearest person would like to see you transform into.

*Inserts next poster*  

[yaone07]

*You get a Gaia Moderator*

*Inserts Fudge Brownies*

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a Snorlax


*inserts rubber glove*