Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Wolfyofthesky]

The power to shoot mustard from your right hand and ketchup from your left like Spiderman.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to talk in wolf lingo.  

[Guardian0Angel]

the power of a fluff whisperer.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to glow golden at midnight.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to poke someone without contact.  

[Garynook]

Power to eat without taking off her mask.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to flame on using his buttcrack.  

[Garynook]

The powe of heart! rofl  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to blind anyone with his...twins.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power of discovering the cure for world hunger.  

[333sama333]

The power to torch down a city if you are holding your nose and jumping on your left foot. ^^  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to make a salad with just a single small lettuce leaf.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to look like King Kong.  

[Mortal Apparition]

The power to run vertically up walls.  

[Incubus Gage]

The power of backrubs