"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Silver Fang69]

A LOT sharper than your wit!

Why is it storming every day down here in Florida?  

[miss_murder24]

Because clouds hate Florida.

What color do you get when you mix red and blue?  

[Tau_2]

A mess.

Whats a good way to build muscle?  

[ThanatosOfTheEnd]

Eating a PS2 game.
Why do I like cookies?  

[miss_murder24]

Because they scream when you bite them.

Are ferrets considered felines or canines?  

[KioKy112]

it's sharper than a spoon

why are you replying to my post?  

[miss_murder24]

George bush is forcing me to.

Where's my car???  

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

Up a cows ____?

Why cant I figure out how to tie a freaking tie?!?!?!?  

[miss_murder24]

Because ties are planning to overthrow china, and they can't do it if they're around you neck.

What's the problem with my t.v now!?!  

[Nimbaws]

It has been raped so its sad now

why are their clouds in the sky.  

[miss_murder24]

They think they're to good for the ground.

Where the heck is the remote!?! D:  

[Nimbaws]

I ate it.

who made Spiderman.  

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

The spider who needed to show the other spiders that he was a man!

Why am I getting ticked at my cousin?  

[Nimbaws]

because you were caught hugging him.

why are some cops pigs?  

[Rook Silhouette]

Because they were born at Animal Farm.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp?