Ruin My Wish game

[The Comp Sci Goblin]

granted but your "donor-cycle" has just put you into a coma

I wish I could play every insturment on the face of the planet  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but you play them so horribly that everyone wants to kill you.
wish i had my drivers license already..  

[MaronKuzaka]

Granted! But you can't get a car or anything else to drive... you even fail to steal anything to drive! gonk


I wish i wasn't so thirsty now... I drink so much water now crying  

[miss-monotony]

GRANTED~
But you were actually just hallucinating (thinking it was water) and just drank laundry detergent twisted

I wish I could fly 3nodding  

[MaronKuzaka]

Granted.... but after three seconds you realize you will crash at the ground... a skyscraper jump... v_v

(for the awful replacement of my drink >.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy right now D:  

[miss-monotony]

GRANTED~
But I undid it for killing meh scream

I wish I had some hot chocolate right now 3nodding  

[MaronKuzaka]

Granted... but it was so hot it burnt your mouth and stomach... :gonK:

Oh you naughty thing! xD You were the one poisoning me to start with >.>;

I wish my heart didn't hurt now ^^  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted! but you O.D. on pain meds.
wish the car im going to get from my brother when hes off to college wasnt a piece of s**t.  

[jmaster1324]

ok, but then you crash it.

i wish i was a famost actor  

[miss-monotony]

GRANTED~
But you are known for being such a horrible one twisted

I wish I had a tank biggrin
(hey I need something to get rid of my brother with) stare  

[jmaster1324]

GRANTED, but you steal it from the goverment, and get arested


i wish spiderman was real  

[Tambergal]

Granted! but he got a little hungry.......and ate you....

i wish that i were a duck that could turn invisible eek  

[miss-monotony]

GRANTED~
But since he's invisible you can't ever find him gonk

I wish I had a pet koala 3nodding  

[jmaster1324]

GRANTED, you have fun the first day you get him, then while you sleep he eats your head and your family.

((you said somthing about getting rid of your brother?))


I wish i was a mass murder.  

[the_hamster]

granted but you get caught after the first 20 or so people

i wish i did nt feel so bad