Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Lady_Conspiracy]

She had a million dollars and agreed not to sign a pre-nup!  

[Deathfrost]

She gave me half of her half of the $ million, So I married her to help her spend what was left... twisted  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He promised to buy me pretty things (just didn't realize he was going to use my own money)  

[Sir Magpie]

Sure?  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He was so confused. I think he was drunk  

[JTN]

She and her friends protect me from the evil monkey living inside my head.
 

[The Name of the Rose]

He is kind to cute and cuddly animals. heart  

[B l o o P e r s O N]

She's pretty much mother nature. Who doesn't love nature? heart  

[Deathfrost]

Because I misread & mispronounced her name, but it still made me laugh, & who doesn't love a person who can make them laugh?... mrgreen  

[Seiji-ojisan]

It's easy to make him laugh.  

[Deathfrost]

He promised not to use hollow powers on me... & he promised not to bug me when I'm playing video games... mrgreen  

[A death bird]

i was givein cat n|i|p to do it  

[Deathfrost]

Apparently they liked catnip & my family runs a factory that makes it... sweatdrop  

[engineer-of-doom]

When he said he had robots, I thought they could be used to do the housework.  

[JTN]

She promised bacon... so much bacon.