Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Garynook]

unfortunately they died in your room and are rotting all over your stuff.  

[fire axel 08]

fortunatly you expetced them to die so you covered your stuff with plastic  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately he also covered YOU in plastic and now you can't breathe !  

[Garynook]

fortunately you get a pecker from dead bodies and your hard on poked an air hole in the plastic rofl  

[fire axel 08]

unfortuneatly your too small to get though all three layers of the plastic wrap  

[Princess Zelda21]

Fortunately, you're an immortal vampire who can live for thousands of years... lucky you... *sigh*  

[Marayuma-san]

Unfortunately there are thousands of vampire hunters on your trail  

[Princess Zelda21]

Unfortunately, you're the first on the most wanted list of vampires.  

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

fortunately a witch gave u the power to turn invisible  

[jhanez]

unfortunately your power runs out and and was immediately surrounded by the hunters twisted  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately a gigantic red dragon came out of nowhere and ate them all !  

[Princess Zelda21]

Unfortunately, it seems you were wanted for a meeting with the king of Hyrule, which you avoided unsuccessfully.  

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

fortunately he wanted to see you to give you 10 million Rupees.  

[KBiT]

Unfortunately he managed to misplace this fortune; so you get nothing  

[Princess Zelda21]

Fortunately, you get a free upgrade for your armor.