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 Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:00 pm
xXxCrystal KnightxXx Locks and Bagels xXxCrystal KnightxXx Locks and Bagels xXxCrystal KnightxXx ~keeps staring wanting to see the trick~ Oh ones D: ~gets behind you and rubs your back~ your welcome. ^^ Well if you haven't done it over a year then don't do it. lol
@Somber Silence- Eh I'm always hurting myself. Kind of a Locks and Bagels thing. Throwing my back out is minor to some of the things thats happened to me. Doesn't come anywhere near that one time I accidentally lit my underwear on fire.
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:04 pm
Locks and Bagels xXxCrystal KnightxXx Locks and Bagels xXxCrystal KnightxXx Locks and Bagels xXxCrystal KnightxXx ~keeps staring wanting to see the trick~ Oh ones D: ~gets behind you and rubs your back~ your welcome. ^^ Well if you haven't done it over a year then don't do it. lol
@Somber Silence- Eh I'm always hurting myself. Kind of a Locks and Bagels thing. Throwing my back out is minor to some of the things thats happened to me. Doesn't come anywhere near that one time I accidentally lit my underwear on fire.I hate feeling like this. I'm so tired of trying to fight this. I'm asleep and all I dream of is waking to you. Go to gym nao! lol
You did what now? O.o Your touch is what I'm missing and the more I hide I realize I'm slowly losing you. I'll never wake up without an overdose of you.
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:45 pm
Locks and Bagels xXxCrystal KnightxXx Locks and Bagels xXxCrystal KnightxXx Locks and Bagels What a Superbowl Party! Good game, good commercials, bad rendition of the National Anthem. And lots of awesome leftover Superbowl party food.
*Feeds Crystal Knight a bountiful feast of Superbowl BBQ foods, and chips*
I would share the leftover beer but your too young, so I'll polish this off.
*Chugs the leftover beer till he passes out and goes into a beer/football/food coma* ~noms on them then sniffs at the passed out Locks and pulls him away to the bedroom where he can sleep~
@Knight of Dragonlance- *Big Hugs* Yeah, I've never liked Valentines day either. It just makes me more depressed at the fact that I'm single. *Kicks Valentines Day in the Groin*~sits at the end of the bed and stares at him~
@Knight of Dragonlance- A friend of mine who will also be alone on Valentines day said her present for herself will be setting fire to a life sized Hanna Montana cardboard cut out. I just might follow her lead and burn a life sized cardboard cut out of Tom Brady as a Valentines day present to myself.An interesting idea. Where can I get a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen? To Walmart! @Crystal: your still to red *poke*
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:31 pm
@Crystal- Got back from the gym earlier today. Wasn't a bad workout, but I am very angry at that scale.
As for the setting my underwear on fire, true story. I am actually a professional fire dancer. During one performance I had a "Wardrobe Malfunction" and during the routine accidentally lit my underwear on fire while dancing. Well technically loin cloth, but it serves the same purpose. Sad thing was, I didn't even realize it was on fire. I just kept on dancing away, till finally I felt a tugging from behind me, saw an assistant run up and was folding the loin cloth over on itself trying to smother it. He did successfully and I managed to finish the routine without missing a step. For how bad the flames were, I walked away with but one minor 1st degree burn on my thigh.
@Knight of Dragonlance- Wal-Mart has everything now a days doesn't it? Tell ya what. I'll find a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen for you, and we'll spend Valentines day together torching cut outs of celebrities we hate! Ooo, this just might be the greatest Valentines day EVER!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:21 am
*disrupts conversation*  Has anyone seen my beer? I've misplaced it somewhere surprised
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:06 am
Locks and Bagels @Crystal- Got back from the gym earlier today. Wasn't a bad workout, but I am very angry at that scale.
As for the setting my underwear on fire, true story. I am actually a professional fire dancer. During one performance I had a "Wardrobe Malfunction" and during the routine accidentally lit my underwear on fire while dancing. Well technically loin cloth, but it serves the same purpose. Sad thing was, I didn't even realize it was on fire. I just kept on dancing away, till finally I felt a tugging from behind me, saw an assistant run up and was folding the loin cloth over on itself trying to smother it. He did successfully and I managed to finish the routine without missing a step. For how bad the flames were, I walked away with but one minor 1st degree burn on my thigh.
@Knight of Dragonlance- Wal-Mart has everything now a days doesn't it? Tell ya what. I'll find a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen for you, and we'll spend Valentines day together torching cut outs of celebrities we hate! Ooo, this just might be the greatest Valentines day EVER!! That is so awsome. A friend of mine is interested in fire danceing. She would love that story cool And yes Walmart does have pretty much everything. I know they will have those cut outs because those dumb a** movies are still being advertised like crazy. Sounds great to me Locks whee wink @Abso: Its rude to interupt and no I have not
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:26 am
*runs in circles screaming about tacos*
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:39 pm
Tacos? Where? *looks around*
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:40 pm
Knight of Dragonlance Locks and Bagels @Crystal- Got back from the gym earlier today. Wasn't a bad workout, but I am very angry at that scale.
As for the setting my underwear on fire, true story. I am actually a professional fire dancer. During one performance I had a "Wardrobe Malfunction" and during the routine accidentally lit my underwear on fire while dancing. Well technically loin cloth, but it serves the same purpose. Sad thing was, I didn't even realize it was on fire. I just kept on dancing away, till finally I felt a tugging from behind me, saw an assistant run up and was folding the loin cloth over on itself trying to smother it. He did successfully and I managed to finish the routine without missing a step. For how bad the flames were, I walked away with but one minor 1st degree burn on my thigh.
@Knight of Dragonlance- Wal-Mart has everything now a days doesn't it? Tell ya what. I'll find a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen for you, and we'll spend Valentines day together torching cut outs of celebrities we hate! Ooo, this just might be the greatest Valentines day EVER!! That is so awsome. A friend of mine is interested in fire danceing. She would love that story cool And yes Walmart does have pretty much everything. I know they will have those cut outs because those dumb a** movies are still being advertised like crazy. Sounds great to me Locks whee wink
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:00 pm
Locks and Bagels @Crystal- Got back from the gym earlier today. Wasn't a bad workout, but I am very angry at that scale.
As for the setting my underwear on fire, true story. I am actually a professional fire dancer. During one performance I had a "Wardrobe Malfunction" and during the routine accidentally lit my underwear on fire while dancing. Well technically loin cloth, but it serves the same purpose. Sad thing was, I didn't even realize it was on fire. I just kept on dancing away, till finally I felt a tugging from behind me, saw an assistant run up and was folding the loin cloth over on itself trying to smother it. He did successfully and I managed to finish the routine without missing a step. For how bad the flames were, I walked away with but one minor 1st degree burn on my thigh.
@Knight of Dragonlance- Wal-Mart has everything now a days doesn't it? Tell ya what. I'll find a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen for you, and we'll spend Valentines day together torching cut outs of celebrities we hate! Ooo, this just might be the greatest Valentines day EVER!! I hate feeling like this. I'm so tired of trying to fight this. I'm asleep and all I dream of is waking to you. ~hands a hammer while smiling a little~
Oh wow. That's what I call luck. o.o Your touch is what I'm missing and the more I hide I realize I'm slowly losing you. I'll never wake up without an overdose of you.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:35 pm
xXxCrystal KnightxXx Locks and Bagels @Crystal- Got back from the gym earlier today. Wasn't a bad workout, but I am very angry at that scale.
As for the setting my underwear on fire, true story. I am actually a professional fire dancer. During one performance I had a "Wardrobe Malfunction" and during the routine accidentally lit my underwear on fire while dancing. Well technically loin cloth, but it serves the same purpose. Sad thing was, I didn't even realize it was on fire. I just kept on dancing away, till finally I felt a tugging from behind me, saw an assistant run up and was folding the loin cloth over on itself trying to smother it. He did successfully and I managed to finish the routine without missing a step. For how bad the flames were, I walked away with but one minor 1st degree burn on my thigh.
@Knight of Dragonlance- Wal-Mart has everything now a days doesn't it? Tell ya what. I'll find a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen for you, and we'll spend Valentines day together torching cut outs of celebrities we hate! Ooo, this just might be the greatest Valentines day EVER!! I hate feeling like this. I'm so tired of trying to fight this. I'm asleep and all I dream of is waking to you. ~hands a hammer while smiling a little~
Oh wow. That's what I call luck. o.o Your touch is what I'm missing and the more I hide I realize I'm slowly losing you. I'll never wake up without an overdose of you.
Thank you kindly. *Takes the hammer and smashes the scale into little itty biddy pieces* Who's laughing now Scale?!
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:52 pm
Locks and Bagels xXxCrystal KnightxXx Locks and Bagels @Crystal- Got back from the gym earlier today. Wasn't a bad workout, but I am very angry at that scale.
As for the setting my underwear on fire, true story. I am actually a professional fire dancer. During one performance I had a "Wardrobe Malfunction" and during the routine accidentally lit my underwear on fire while dancing. Well technically loin cloth, but it serves the same purpose. Sad thing was, I didn't even realize it was on fire. I just kept on dancing away, till finally I felt a tugging from behind me, saw an assistant run up and was folding the loin cloth over on itself trying to smother it. He did successfully and I managed to finish the routine without missing a step. For how bad the flames were, I walked away with but one minor 1st degree burn on my thigh.
@Knight of Dragonlance- Wal-Mart has everything now a days doesn't it? Tell ya what. I'll find a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen for you, and we'll spend Valentines day together torching cut outs of celebrities we hate! Ooo, this just might be the greatest Valentines day EVER!! I hate feeling like this. I'm so tired of trying to fight this. I'm asleep and all I dream of is waking to you. ~hands a hammer while smiling a little~
Oh wow. That's what I call luck. o.o Your touch is what I'm missing and the more I hide I realize I'm slowly losing you. I'll never wake up without an overdose of you.
Thank you kindly. *Takes the hammer and smashes the scale into little itty biddy pieces* Who's laughing now Scale?! I hate feeling like this. I'm so tired of trying to fight this. I'm asleep and all I dream of is waking to you. Your welcome Locks. ~watches him smash the scale~ Your touch is what I'm missing and the more I hide I realize I'm slowly losing you. I'll never wake up without an overdose of you.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:54 pm
Silver Sage-General *runs in circles screaming about tacos* I hate feeling like this. I'm so tired of trying to fight this. I'm asleep and all I dream of is waking to you. A friend of mine's password is tacos when you want him to stop messing around or give you something instead of please. xD Your touch is what I'm missing and the more I hide I realize I'm slowly losing you. I'll never wake up without an overdose of you.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:03 pm
My samurai otter's name is taco. Not really, but it sure seems to like saying taco a lot. 
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:14 pm
A Samurai Otter? That has got to be the coolest thing I've heard all year!
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