Magical Soda Machine

[Agent Ginrei]

Gets: some brainy dna

Inserts: skeleton key  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets 3 superfluouse ribs and a femur

Inserts a 12" vinal of Max Bygraves  

[Blood Raven777]

Gets: a strange door

Inserts: a mountain of gold  

[Nei1]

Gets a chorus line dancing skeletons to the tune of "Dem Bones".

Inserts a ghostly ticket to the underworld.

Shoot, beat me to it.

Gets a creaking door.

Inserts a damn computer virus.  

[Blood Raven777]

Gets: a bursted computer

Inserts: a sledgehammer  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a beaten copper bust of Peter Gabrial


Inserts a black wax candle  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets mysteriously transported to a giant crater

Inserts Mel Brooks  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets Yogurt, The Master of the Schwartz.

Inserts Princess Leia's Slave Bikini... on second thought I'll keep that.
Inserts a Quarter.  

[arkansasgoatmama]

Gets a mythril coin.



Inserts bbq ribs  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets napkin and bib

Inserts Batman  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets your nose turned inside out and the urge to chase moths

Inserts a can of pepsi  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets 10 cents deposit back for pop can return.

Inserts a bag of crushed potato chips.  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets city fine for littering

Inserts the Monkey King  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a hairy little Asian man with bleached gold(Pee pee yellow) hair. eek

Inserts My own brand of Methane, Mmmm Smell the burritos!  

[Nei1]

Gets a few days of diarrhea.
Inserts a john.