Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Fallenarchangel999]

She was a tree-hugger.  

[Princess Zelda21]

His armor kept making too much noise and kept waking up my baby! How rude!  

[the_hamster]

she thought i woke up the baby during a quiet ritual. I wasnt making much noise just some soft chanting  

[Princess Zelda21]

He kept chanting these strange spells. I asked him about it, but he wouldn't tell me why he did.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

She tried to sue me for child support...and she won!
gonk
Here's two hundred darling.
-ish broke-

 

[Skyeblue777]

She tried to make me pay for Princess Zelda21 child support suit I had to hire Phoenix Wright to drop the suit and finalize the divorce. Your Welcome! Oh and screw you Princess!  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Her anger scares me.
.____.

 

[littlestumpy]

she hated my face paint and couldnt stand for what i was about
(she was also a tree hugger)!!!!!  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

he tried to stab me with his spikey hat.  

[the_hamster]

She bumped into my mace and shouted that i tried to kill her when i know she bumped into it because she was trying to stab me because i wouldnt take out the trash...  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

he said he was the demon overlord when I know that I am.  

[littlestumpy]

she poked me with her katana and wanted something from me i couldnt giver her eek  

[Rinoa2000]

Those gold eyes didn't stop staring at me.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Her eyes kept giving me the creeps! Good heavens... *sigh*  

[The Angel Belial]

too lovey ... you know like one of those people who seem crazy over you and would jump off a sky scraper if you said jump ...