Ruin My Wish game

[jmaster1324]

granted, but the way to feel better is by dieing.

i wish the saint will lose the SB ((why am i wishing this i know this will happen))  

[the_hamster]

granted but it doesnt?
idk what your talking about

i wish i know what jmaster is talking about  

[the_hamster]

granted but your face explodes

i wish i didnt just blow my own face up  

[Tambergal]

Granted! But.... your nose is still missing :O your eye sockets are soooo empty

I wish that i felt like doing something productive for once >.<  

[the_hamster]

granted but you can never relax again.

I wish i had a job i was good at  

[Tambergal]

granted! but you got laidback :O  

[Max Noble]

granted but you dont have any wished to be granted so I dont know. confused

I wish I had a pet monkey  

[Tambergal]

granted, but he had accidents everywhere

I wish that snow wasn't so bright and cold  

[the_hamster]

Granted now it's warm and black as pitch just as sticky too.

I wish my gf was here.  

[Butterfingahs]

Granted!..shes here...with me.. LOL jk dude bad joke sweatdrop

I wish someone would post the 1000th ruined wish =]  

[Max Noble]

Granted...but it wasn't you and I won a billion DOLLARS.

I wish there was no math. rofl  

[cPutIE]

granted but now your stupid

i wish i can be with my bf  

[yuintakie_yuki]

granted but then he fell in love with someone else
i wish life isnt too complicated  

[Eisenkrieger]

but all of the worlds ex lawyers come after you with class action lawsuits.
wish i had my temps already  

[the_hamster]

granted but it was granted to someone else.

I wish i could this figure puzzle out