Why Did You marry the person above you?

[A death bird]

he let me rade his town and stuff  

[engineer-of-doom]

He was the leader of the pack.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

We don't have any financial worries because her ribbon supplies unlimted gold.  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

She always made sure Santa had fresh milk from her dairy farm.  

[icemegx77]

She owned the key to my heart  

[What Comes After]

5 Tequilas and a hangover later..  

[Dragona_Soluna]

DJ had me fallin' in love.

xd  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

It was a shotgun wedding. Literally, I was held at gun point!  

[JTN]

It was the only way I could stay in the country... waitaminute... I was born here!  

[pure as snow]

He is an animal lover  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

SHE'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!

 

[Shy_Meganekko]

Her sweetness was unresistable.  

[Deathfrost]

C'mon, wouldn't you?!?... wink  

[Dragona_Soluna]

He had a long sword... wink

Plus his unresistible eyes. emotion_kirakira  

[Deathfrost]

She liked my weapon... mrgreen