Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Dr Sciurus]

unfortunately it rusted through quickly and an assassins blade went right through it  

[Princess Zelda21]

(I'm not the one wearing armor!)
Fortunately, you just got a job promotion.  

[silverlum45]

Fortunately, the natives are all incredibly attractive.  

[Bubbly Plain Jane]

unfortunately they are all gay.  

[KBiT]

Fortunately you are all of the same gender ^_^  

[Princess Zelda21]

Unfortunately, you were forced to marry me by my father.  

[KBiT]

Fortunately; it wasn't such a bad arrangement after all  

[Deppfan]

Unfortunately, you are abused daily.  

[tachi-nii]

Fortunately, it's funny to watch.  

[Marayuma-san]

Unfortunately, the joke gets old very quickly.  

[Deppfan]

Fortunately, nobody really cares.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Unfortunately, there was someone being beaten to death because of ignorance.  

[KBiT]

Fortunately; that kind of abuse is illegal and you managed to swing a fair payout in the resulting divorce action  

[Princess Zelda21]

Unfortunately, there was an argument over who had custody of the children that had not been resolved yet.