Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the power to incinerate my so called bad 7th grade poetry.  

[Garynook]

The power to stay thin for the rest of her life. All the fat will grow on when she dies.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to beat Chuck Norris in a fight.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the power totick people off whenever he burps.  

[Zera Stardust]

The power to turn random stuff into candy.  

[Municipal Darwinism]

I would give you the power of dramatic lighting: you'd always have just enough light coming from just the right direction to set the right mood for any situation!  

[Wyscol]

a heat-vision(like Cyclops,for X-man)  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the power to turn into a bat.  

[Garynook]

The power to make clothes evaporate.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to take rival mobsters down without getting shot.  

[Garynook]

Making heads disappear by poetry.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to breathe oxygen in a vacuum.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Power to cure cancer.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power to terrorize Japan as Godzilla.