Magical Soda Machine

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets attact by the remaining 3 appostles (oh you mean toilet)
Get a bottle of bleach and a scubbing brush


Inserts left over wrapping paper  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets to re-gift something.

Inserts an urn filled with someone's ashes(I don't know who's, I just found it and it seems like a good idea at the time)  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a haunted bag of fertiliser

Inserts Tiger Woods 9 iron (stolen from his merc)  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets an angry scream rich black man after your a**!

Inserts what's left of DarthSethus after his encounter with the man named Tiger(He's called that for a reason you know, LOL) mrgreen  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets served said remains with some farver beans and a nice chianti

Inserts Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a tab at the local pub

Inserts GIR mrgreen  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets invaded by an incompetent yet entertaining alien "Obey the FIST! Dirty stink children!"

Inserts Chicken legs  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets admited into the administration of silly walks

Inserts an electric cattle prod  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets 45 yr old man in studded leather with a wad of cash looking for you to use it for some personal reasons.

Inserts a Wal-Mart burning_eyes  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets Kaaaaarazy Roll Backs!

Inserts a Cat-Dog  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets arrested for gene splicing and hunted by religious extreamists for perverting gods creation! (I wana cat-dog!)


Inserts fosilised dinosaur poo  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets half a dozen scientists with a fossilized poo fetish


Inserts Priscilla Queen of the Desert  

[Azred Crimlean]

(I know watching it chase its "tail" would be so much more entertaining... assuming the cat dog we're both thinking of has a Cat on one side and a Dog on the other?)

Gets A Wal mart, well wouldn't you know it, so that's what these big chain stores are made of!

Shoot too late

Gets an anna turd
Inserts Dr. Evil's 3rd nut  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a mini Seth Green


Inserts the rabbit of Warsaw  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a Chicken War... Screw driver?(LOL sorry too lazy to look up Warsaw and I can't member what it means 4laugh )

Inserts a Dwarf.