Ruin My Wish game

[The Conjoined Twins]

wish granted but you cant figure anything elase out

i wish my cold would go away  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Granted, but now you have a stomach virus

I wish my projects would do themselves  

[the_hamster]

granted but know your perpetually bored

i wish for your wish  

[Pure 3picness]

granted, but your project gets an F

I wish I had a truck full of root beer  

[Krista Soriana]

Granted, but it runs over you 3nodding

I wish I had Gaia Cash and Gold  

[Pure 3picness]

Granted, but you get hacked

I wish I had The Case Of Pietro  

[cPutIE]

granted everyone now have it but u
i wish i could become a tattoo artist  

[Nostradamus Effect]

Granted, but nobody will hire you.

I wish I could control the weather.

 

[the_hamster]

granted but you get struck by lightning
looks like the weather gods didnt like you...

i wish for mastery of the english language  

[Pure 3picness]

granted, but you move to Germany

I wish my wish wouldn't get messed up  

[Tambergal]

granted, but it was an unwanted wish

I wish my wish pwned yours  

[the_hamster]

granted but i wished for a nut so you got a bolt

i wish for silk  

[Janicetza]

granted but a few minutes later it caught on fire.

I wish for a ice cream sandwitch that won;t disapear.  

[Jessica_ Uzuma]

granted but the sandwich eats YOU

i wish i married edward cullen smile  

[Chef Sin]

Granted, but you are now a fictional character and everyone realized that all copies of stephanie mayers' books should be burned, so they threw her into a volcano with all of her books.

My wish was already granted, but I wish the next person who wishes had a perfect wish! (perfect wishes are non-messupable)