Why Did You marry the person above you?

[A death bird]

was foarst to. i allmost lost a leg  

[sugar_booger]

Because he's sexy emotion_awesome  

[Shy_Meganekko]

She doesn't see my faults.  

[ChronosTimeMage]

because she said yes! cat_3nodding  

[Seiji-ojisan]

Because balloons!! emotion_dowant  

[Dragona_Soluna]

Because he looks like frickin Kamina!!! blaugh

Or at least he did at first... sweatdrop  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

She was the wind beneath my wings  

[A death bird]

for the lulz  

[Seiji-ojisan]

He was friends with Sonic.  

[Princess Zelda21]

He was willing to protect me with his life.  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

She let me protect her with my super powers  

[JTN]

She made everything minty-fresh!  

[A death bird]

he was fond of my fire arms  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He's an animal lover  

[Seiji-ojisan]

She bakes delicious pies.