The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Unfortunately, the lowest branch is too high for you to reach.

Played with a smile

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately, Red Bull gives you wings! rofl  

[SaraDiva728]

Unfortunately, due to your "rendezvous" through the woods the other night, your "limb" is broken and you won't be climbing any trees. Wings or no wings. xp  

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately, I gives no BLEEP dramallama  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Words are a waste of time

Unfortunately, the treant you are about to climb does and just as you begin to fly he swats you down like a fly.

pirate

Destruction is a language everyone understands

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately I am FOREVER! twisted  

[Skittles_boom_boom]

umnfortannaly im a girl  

[SaraDiva728]

Fortunately, there's a surgery for that.  

[KittyKat62]

Hahahahaha.

Unfortunately I am afraid of anesthesia, and thus cannot have surgery.  

[Skittles_boom_boom]

fortunatly, they can knock oy uover the head to knock you out tho then you can have sergery  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Those who fear the darkness

Unfortunately, it is a lot more troublesome to "raise a flag pole" than to "dig a hole."

Have never seen what the light can do

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately the dogs are flipping sewer flies in the parking lot of the marina eek  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Unfortunately, that has nothing to do with our current story.

Played with a smile

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately the magical bitternut elves told me they have no need for cocoa  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Be who you are and say what you feel

Unfortunately, the bitternut elves have been extinct for ages and you are hearing voices in your head.

Because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind