Let's kill Jim.

[fornicatedsin]

A doctor saved Jim by giving him anti-poison pills. Save. {I wanna kill Jim}

 

[rainbowcoloredkangaroos]

But then as he stepped out of the hospital, a flock of seagulls come and attack him.
KILL!

 

[dream_angel007us]

A huge gust of wind came and blew those seagulls away!
Save.

 

[Maetria the Fire Empress]

But that wind blew a car on top of Jim and made his head go -squish-! KILL  

[koolketchup]

But Jim had his football helmet on. SAVE!

 

[Saruhno]

Now read here you,

his football helmet was thin. KILL!

Now go tell everyone
what I just said.

 

[rainbowcoloredkangaroos]

But then God came along and threw him a happy Easter egg and gave him life. SAVE.  

[Ellethe5th]

Good one 3nodding

However, the Easter Bunny wasn't too happy about this and poisoned the egg. KILL Kinda lame.. sweatdrop  

[rainbowcoloredkangaroos]

The tooth fairy comes along and touches Jim's nose and revives him. SAVE.  

[koolketchup]

But Jim is allergic to the tooth fairy and dies due the swelling of his nose and lack of oxygen. KILL!!!

you know what would suck? if there was someone named Jim and he happened to read all these people trying to kill him

 

[BonzuPipinpadaloxicopolis]

But luckily Jim has an epi-pen in his pocket! SAVE!  

[rainbowcoloredkangaroos]

But then he forgot how to use it. Kill.  

[Saruhno]

Now read here you,

But right before he died, someone came by and helped him use the epi-pen. SAVE!

Now go tell everyone
what I just said.

 

[MaidenMalina]

But the epi-pen got shoved deep into one of his many previous wounds. KILL!  

[Saruhno]

But a fairy came by and healed all his wounds. SAVE!