The "You Are Banned" Game

[Garynook]

I ban you for not knowing of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.  

[Deppfan]

I ban you because that mask scares me.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for not fearing my pimp hand instead.  

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

I ban you for because you either stole a pimps hand or because you are a pimp.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for not seeing what a pimp I am. scream  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Since you are a pimp, I ban you for ho-slapping.  

[Mad Haru]

You're banned because dragging around dead bodies is unsanitary.  

[Hareonca]

I ban you because I can. POWER ABUSE BIZNATCH!  

[KBiT]

I ban you for bringing a sword to a gunfight... Bang  

[Hareonca]

I ban you for waking up next to a male Vampire in a pink wig, a small boy and a horse. Enjoy prison.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for forgetting that this is the internet, there are no laws against waking up with small children, animals or angsty teenagers with fake dentures.  

[Hareonca]

I ban you for wearing things you got while shopping at Elton John's Garage sale.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for having shopped at his garage sale as well.  

[Hareonca]

I ban you for that wonderfully made cross counter.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for looking less awesome in his clothing. cool