The "You Are Banned" Game

[Hareonca]

I ban you for pointing out that I look like an Asian drag queen.
And for questioning my AW-THOR-I-TAY!!!  

[Garynook]

I ban you for not saying it right.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

something goes here...

You're banned for having Vegas claws...

but I don't know what...

 

[Garynook]

I ban you for having a blade on your back.  

[KBiT]

I ban you for apparently being able to eat your own moustache
Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue as well?  

[Garynook]

Impossible for me, can't even get close..
So I ban you for reminding me of that!  

[Hareonca]

I ban myself because I need to take a bathroom break.  

[KBiT]

I second the motion  

[Hareonca]

Third and fourthed (Timmy/horse)  

[KBiT]

Self-banning is against ToS
Enjoy your ban  

[Hareonca]

You woke in a bed with a male vampire in a pink wig, a little boy, and a horse.

Your banned for poor career choices. And for getting me pregnant.  

[Recallshifter]

Your banned for no one remembers who you are anymore  

[Hareonca]

You're banned because I joined this guild two days ago.  

[Recallshifter]

You are banned for looking like a Twilight Reject  

[KBiT]

Your banned for staring into my soul with those portal-sized eyes of yours