Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Garynook]

The power to live without breathing.  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

Pelvic thrust shockwaves.  

[Garynook]

The power to petrify people with the eyes in his a**!  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Power for throwing house parties and letting the guests clean up after.  

[haloshatterer v2]

the power to fade into darkness and through walls  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

I give you the power to run in circles. Enjoy.  

[333sama333]

The power to wave a rainbow flag!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to convert the nearby air into sharp blades that can cut through metal by using that fan.  

[Garynook]

The power to evaporate human brains.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Oh, thank you twisted


The power to party non stop without getting tired or hungry.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

The power to lick windows.  

[Tichelle]

The power to kill a yak from fifty yards away with mind bullets!  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

The power to stab people with rigid, extendable hair.  

[ScuroFenice]

The power to scare people to death with your...mask o_O  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

The power to fly upside down.