decline a marriage proposal

[Matasoga]

She appears to have some serious misgivings about drowning in a hotspring and I just don't know that I can commit to one woman whom drowning in a hot spring will not be an option... I'm still a young (ish) man, afterall!
Oh, and I'm already married. That may wind up being an issue, too.  

[applesauce600]

I think you look bad.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I'd rather remain friends.  

[Heart Cloaker]

You're a girl why are you asking me to marry you? Is this a scam?  

[Princess Zelda21]

No, it's not a scam. I'd rather marry a guy, not a girl!  

[applesauce600]

Well I'm a guy. I decline because if you only want a guy then you probably have a stereotype for a guy and what if I don't live up to that stereotype and I'm more like a female dung beetle!? NOOO!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're always hiding your face under that mask. I never get to see the real you.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I'm fine with just being friends.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i'm not going, for the whole stepmother thing, and i'm also a girl. maybe we can just be friends.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Your hair might smother me during our honeymoon.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You tried to operate on me without wearing medical gloves.  

[Princess Zelda21]

You threatened to have me killed because I insulted you.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You only want me for my body! That's why you're always there on the bed! (LOL)  

[Princess Zelda21]

I decline because I can't stand the fluff creatures very well!  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You might be contaminated with your illness from an unknown source.