Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't leave the castle for some strange reason.  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

too... freaking... happy all the time!  

[MaronKuzaka]

Would never left me touch his ears.  

[Princess Zelda21]

She would try and burn random objects in the castle with her sword.  

[Fallenarchangel999]

She was way too crazy over that baby.  

[Princess Zelda21]

He made a very horrible security guard in the castle with all his metalic armor on!  

[Jessie-the-Foodie]

She didn't like my music, but kept using the baby as an excuse.  

[CabinFeverKitty]

The smell of violinists makes me violently ill, and top it off they were way too whiney about how the last person they were with didn't like their music  

[Jessie-the-Foodie]

There were too many misunderstandings between us, and this person began to dislike me because this person didn't understand me.  

[iSports Fanatic]

He was to busy with his violin to pay me any attention.

Vote for me...~

 

[Beheaded Antoinette]

I couldn't find him in the dark. Which was fun at first but then I kept on slamming my toes into door frames and such and that was it.
Hoo kyu joo says it's going to take intense pedicure therapy.
]:<

 

[Jessie-the-Foodie]

Somehow, she kept managing to injure herself, despite how heavy and thick her boots appeared to be, and she also was too busy blasting that heavy metal rock and roll through her headphones into her ears to listen to me play my violin.  

[MaronKuzaka]

He would always take the fish he caught into our bed.  

[littlestumpy]

her butt was like a flamethrower with all her farts and that sword  

[MaronKuzaka]

Had no sense of humour.