Why Did You marry the person above you?

[A death bird]

i was drunk  

[Deathfrost]

Somehow I went to sleep & then when I woke up it was 3 years later & they said we had been married for 5... gonk  

[A death bird]

aggen drunk but painfully remembered before the "merying" part  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

I don't think we ever were married...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

She was wonderful in the summer.  

[Valiant Fenris]

I'm attracted to cute  

[A death bird]

all that i remember was he/she/it druged me with a SOMETHING and i was never able to file a divorese.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He carried me through traffic when my car broke down. 4laugh  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

We celebrated the holidays in the most festive way, I wanted to do that every year! heart  

[A death bird]

to be honist, i dont know  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

I'm just that awesome whee

 

[JTN]

She allows me to celebrate Cthulumas!
 

[Lady_Conspiracy]

When I saw his Christmas tree I knew we were meant to be

 

[XxTheScorpionxX]

because SHE'S SMOKIN' HOT don't y' see?  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Isn't it obvious? Girls love bad boys.