Vending machine

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get the wrath of Boris.

*Inserts sonic's shoes*  

[Zera Stardust]

You get a gum rapper.

*Inserts an angel's feather*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a Yu-Gi-Oh card


*inserts two headed coin*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You get a picture of Eric Cartman's mom.

*Inserts mechanical pencil*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a mechanical monkey


*inserts a Republican majority*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You get Ted Nugent.

*Inserts .41 Magnum round*  

[Cerebral Perception]

You get a .41 Magnum.

*inserts porn*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You get a video of The Bloodhound Gang- The Ballad of Chasey Lane.

*Inserts roman numerals*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get The Iliad in its original Greek writing.


*inserts Michael Moore*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You get another bull$#!+ documentary.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get King of the Wooden spoons

*Inserts mail*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a papercut


*inserts baseball bat*  

[Banryu Halberd]

you get free anger management lessons

*inserts a freshly removed eyeball*  

[Zera Stardust]

You get a dead mouse.

*Inserts dramallama *  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get Quagmire from Family Guy.

*Inserts a recording of Peter Griffin's laugh*