Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Master Azrael Reaper]

unfortunatly it was dr kevorkian.......  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

fortunately on that current day the dr. had no means of doing wrong, as it was right after valentines day and he had had a very nice time last night.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

but unfortunatly, his wife left him this morning  

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

Fortunatly he met someone much nicer than his wife later that day.  

[Arties]

unfortunatly she snores.  

[Deppfan]

Fortunately, he can just put a pillow over her face.  

[Arties]

unfortunatly she can no longer breath eek  

[Deppfan]

Fortunately, he can say she wanted it, and hired him just for the task.  

[Deppfan]

Fortunately, he gets out early on good behavior.  

[Xx_iLoveChocolatez_xX]

Unfortunately, while he was getting out of prison some other prisoners threatens him to let them out too.  

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

Fortunatly they were locked up so he went past them and left without getting hurt  

[cxnnibalcxrpse]

Unfortunately one followed him  

[Hareonca]

Fortunately the following prisoner is an alien so the space Marines kill him dead.  

[yaone07]

Unfortunately he resurrects and kills all of them.