I'm a Genie, you get one wish...

[bchan03]

Willhellm

I wish for a wish that cannot backfire on me.

granted, it didn't backfire but you got stabbed before you're wish was ever granted.

i wish for a wish that will be good and that no one will say bad things about my wish which is to get her to like me.. xd  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

she ends up liking you and since nothing bad ever happens you end up thinking its too good so you guys break up!

I wish I had and endless supply of perfectly good lemonade that never went bad and tasted really good!  

[homicidal-duck-tape]

granted, but it spills into the sewers befor you drink it.

i wish for some water u.u  

[bchan03]

granted, but it turns out to be from the toxic lake.

i wish that people would post and post here in reality, god people, POST!!!  

[Willhellm]

Granted, but then the posters all post incoherent gribral and one letter posts, making this the worst guild ever.

sorry Engi and Razin.... had to say it.

I wish I wish that the traitor sonofabitch that used to be my best freind lives a long life, but his life is full of misery and woe, where he never finds anyone that resects him, and goes to ******** jail for drugs and the stupid little ******** get's rapped a couple times a day and gets freak'n aids. b*****d.

sorry for the vulgarity of my post...  

[Haroun_aha]

granted, yet he finds a girl that also has AIDS and they fall maddly in love for ever and ever.... HA!

I wish for million gold coins so i could go on a spending SPREE!!!!!! <3  

[Willhellm]

Haroun_aha

granted, yet he finds a girl that also has AIDS and they fall maddly in love for ever and ever.... HA!

I wish for million gold coins so i could go on a spending SPREE!!!!!! <3

three things wrong with that... AIDs will cause them to live for only a couple more years of life....
He's in Jail, so therefor it would be hard for him to find anything but MAN love....
And this b*****d is not cappable of loving anything but weed and himself.

you can have your coins yes, but they are all melted down in a giant gold glop when you went outside because it was just that freak'n hot out and therefore you cannot go on a spending spreed

I wish my freinds computer had sound so I could show her that one song by Napalm Death, because it's just that great.  

[homicidal-duck-tape]

Granted but when she hears it she hates it and kills you for showing her such an awful song

i wish for an elegent black satin coat u.u  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

homocidal-duck-tape

Granted but when she hears it she hates it and kills you for showing her such an awful song

i wish for an elegant black satin coat u.u

Granted, but the elegant satin coat gets torn up after you wore it for the 1st time and then it gets destroyed in the wash  

[puppyman939]

i wish everyone was dead  

[Haven_gal]

puppyman939

i wish everyone was dead

Granted but you end up being dead as well.

I wish I could draw better.  

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted. You deside that your drawings are soo good, you give up your past job/career choices to try and persue your art. This idea crashes and burns thoroughly. No one likes your style and they say you can never be an artist.

I wish that...I could have a money tree that gave, only me, millions of dollars a day.  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Granted, but it's conterfitted money and you get sent to jail for life.

I wish I had a pet hippo that wouldn't hurt anyone or anything  

[tashimashimaro]

Granted, but the hippo can't walk and you can't carry it coz its too fat

I wish for more rain and no flood  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

Granted but it never stops raining...

I wish I could be a better drawer but not the best...And everyone likes my style...